Amanda Bynes is pretty fucking perfect. She’s got these long legs, these great fucking tits, she isn’t fat, she probably still has some money left over, and she’s entertaining as fuck as her empire collapses around her, thanks to being a child star, robbed of her childhood, prostituted to execs, then forgotten the day she turned 18.
I love her fucking look, even when she’s hiding her face from the paparazzi, because she’s actually trying to get noticed, while they just ignore her while she walks the streets, so she’s gotta pull off stupid stunts like a reality star and I love it.
She also posted these words of wisdom that I totally agree with – at least when it comes to women
It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you
Something that I’ve been saying to chicks, especially fat chicks for years.
I mean the only thing that would make this girl better is if these were pics of her bouncing on my dick.
But even without that – she’s good. I want to marry her.