After today’s hangover, I have decided to focus my energy away from self destruction and failure, and turn to religion, like most drunks do when court ordered.
I hear the bitches are way more fucked up at the church then at the bar at last call.
Here’s to turning over a new leaf. One filled with repressed pussy.
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