Here are some links….a shit ton of links…cuz it is the weekend and I plan on passing out drunk…possibly dying drunk….hopefully with my dick in a mouth drunk….so this should keep you occupied…and if it doesn’t you can always just watch this amazing, young, eager cam girls masturbating and fucking and inserting random shit in themselves cuz they don’t want real jobs.
It’s also my Birthday this weekend and expect you to get me a gift by doing one or all of these 3 things.
1- ADD ME TO FACEBOOK SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND I CAN MASTURBATE TO YOUR BIKINI PICS
2- FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM SO YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO ALL OUR STEPGIRLS AND MISADVENTURES
3- BUY A SWEATSHOP STEPSHIRT TO WEAR ME ON YOUR CHEST
4 – Make me famous, bitch.
5- Email me nudes.
Here are those birthday links…
Halle Berry is Pregnant at 46 – Who Cares
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Angelina Jolie Dresses Like her Vagina – An Evil Warlock
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Hayden Panettiere Hot for Glamour
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Best Midget Wrestling Move Ever
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She’s OK Until She Takes Off Her Bikini – Then She Suddenly Becomes – AMAZING
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Elisabeth Moss in GQ for Mad Men Premiere
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Lindsay Arnold’s Got Some Booty in Leggings of the Day
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109 Three Pointers in 5 Minutes
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Hot Bitches Taking Pics of Themselves in Front of the Mirror
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Today in Upskirt Panty Flashes
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Faye Reagan’s Lookin Good in these Pics
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Britney Spears Has Some Fat Legs in Leggings
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Will and Jada Smith have and Open Relationship Because He’s Gay
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Amazing Ski Jump Remix – LOLZ
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Lindsay Lohan in Bed With Charlie Sheen for Scary Movie 5
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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20 Hot Pics of Lindsay Ellingson
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asian Chicks
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Lacey Banghard is a Topless Glamour Model on the Beach
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I’m Still Loving These Heidi Klum Huge Tits on the Beach Saving Lives Pics
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I Don’t Know Who Jennie Latou is – But She Looks Good in her Underwear…
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Tiffani Thiessen’s New Career Low
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Shopping Together
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This Picture is Inspired By Lindsay Lohan Naked Sky Diving
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March Madness Hotties Tournament – The Final 4 Hotties
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There is Going to be a Gossip Girl Movie Staring Blake Lively’s Huge Married Head….and that Foot Fetish Gutter Bitch
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The Rapping Weatherman
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Top 10 Romantic Getaways
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Victoria Justice Has Got Some Cleavage
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The Mantis Mating
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Very Fit Couple Working Out
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Lindsay Lohan Braless in Brazil
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Selena Gomez is the New Taylor Swift – All Singing About Her Shitty Romance
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Nobody in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Naked with Corpses
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40 Pics of Hot Chicks in Bikinis
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50 Instagram Pics of Some Import Model
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Demotivational Picture of the Day Called “Opportunities”
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Some Fat Titty Bitch from Twitter
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The best Underboob Pics Today
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Brooklyn Decker Sucks Harder than her Downs Syndrome in this Photoshoot
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I Like Shake Weight Workouts
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The Email Guitar is Insane
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Hot Tits on Webcam – NSFW
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A Bunch of Celebs – Naked in the Tub
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Josie Maran Sloppy Ass in a Bikini
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I’m Into This Pic of Lohan Getting Railed From Behind – At Least That’s What My Imagination is Telling Me
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Sarah Jessica Parker – Horse Head Big Titties
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Taylor Swift Shopping is Some Boring as Fuck Shit
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I Like Pippa Middleton’s Ass in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn and Julianne Hough Getting their Nails Did – Together
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Tom Cruise and Some Bitch at his Shitty Movie Premiere
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First Date Ends Badly
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The Fine Art of Coffee Portraits
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The Best Way to Enjoy Mad Men
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Fergie’s Huge Tits on the Beach in Rio are Pretty Funny
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Ivanka Trump Boring as Fuck in Some Magazine Spread that Doesn’t Focus on her Tits
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Hot Bitches Bending at the Waist.
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Funniest Boat Rescue Ever
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Michael Buble’s Makes a 15 Year Old Sing and Has Hot Wife – I Feel Like I’ve Seen this Video Before.
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Emma Watson for GQ
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Ain’t Nothin But a Violin Thing
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Girlfriend Naked and Rubbing One Out in the Car
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Amateur Babe – Does Greek
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Black Slave Sucks off Old White Owner in Some Weird Porn Fetish Shit
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A Perfect Set of Natural Tits
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Casting Couch Virgin Creampie
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Amateur Girl Hungry for Sperm
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Insertion Video of the Day
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Some Babe Getting Eaten Out
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Guy Gets a Blowjob While Fast Asleep – By His Sister
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Girl Likes a Special Kind of Icing on her Cake….
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Nasty Chick in a 69
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Lesbians Using a Poopy Ass Dildo
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Japanese Enema and SHaving
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Dirty Sex Tourism in the Philippines….
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Amateur Wife Squirts and Farts at the Same Time – Not My Kind of Talent
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The Most Disgusting Blowjob Video Ever
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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