AnnaSophia Robb must be making some moves. Her name has been popping up a lot lately. I remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm in some Jesus loving pile of shit, but now it turns out that she’s in something even worse, the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women, with my mouth while deep in their asses. Seriously, I can only imagine it being a pile of shit, banking on the success of the other show, but can only hope there are a lot of nude pics, cuz this AnnaSophia and her hybrid jacked up name, is cute as fuck, and I’m ready to watch her simulate sex.