I was called a pervert by a stranger in person for the first time in a long time. I walked into a club with no cover charge, wasted, and parked myself on the corner of the dance floor and stared. I’m talking intensely at a group of girls twerking like they were in a hip hop video while wearing tight pants, because I like to treat real life like a cam show, and the dudes who were trying to get with these girls, or maybe who were already with these girls, came up to me and asked me to stop staring, they said to stop looking for love on the dancefloor, and they said I was a fucking pervert…which was appropriate, because I guess I am, but the good news is that so is everyone else.
Here are some morning links you pervert.
Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Pubes at Him – Amazing – This Shit Needs to Happen to Me
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The True Queen of Coachella is Not McDonalds
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Zoe Saldana Legs!
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Guy Falls for Exploding Cigarette Prank
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Future Lower Back Problems Means Big Ol Titties
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A Tribute to Movie Car Wash Scenes
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Offroad Backwards Flip
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Ferrari Pee Prank Goes Wrong
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The 25 Most Memorable Moments in MTV Movie Awards History
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Maggie Thatcher Ruins Iron Man 3
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A Bunch of Pics of People Doing the Harry Potter – It’s the New Harlem Shake
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Dog Chair-Iot Faceplant
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A Dog in a Suit Eating Peanut Butter
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This is My Kind of Woman
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Kim Kardashian’s Hard Fucking Nipples Like the Cow She Genetically Is
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