Miley Cyrus tweeted a story about how it is healthy to not wear a bra and she rejoiced because I guess she doesn’t ever wear a bra, making her think she was onto something before everyone else, for the first time in her life, a head of the curve of the braless even though we’ve all heard these studies for generations, and we all know bras suck, and we all like seeing natural breasts hang naturally in shirts, all hard nippled and amazing….but I figure let Miley think she invented this trend, it will just mean she’ll take more ownership on it, because when you’re a fabricated poptart pile of shit, with a team of idiots around you controlling your every move, it is hard to be an innovator in anything, so now she can celebrate this movement, be an icon in this movement, while we can all try to masturbate to her work, if only our penises could get hard…