Last night, while drunk, I figured out one of the key plot points in the early seasons of Threes Company, and that is that Roper had a boner for Tripper, but was on the down low. Obessssed with Jack’s Sexuality, never fucked his wife. It only took me 35 years to figure it out….I may be slow but I’m no retard.
You know what….There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like “You’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that…I’m talking dry fucking heaving.
Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone, just as long as I come up with my 20-35 dollars depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.
I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.
Tori Spelling in a Two Piece for US Weekly
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The Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial I Posted Yesterday
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Taekwondo Spiderman
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Katie Cassidy Slutting Out for Bello Magazine
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Sarah Hyland Busting Out of Her Dress
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Some Spanish Star’s Nipple Slip
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20 Hot Import Model GIFS
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Bikini Model Sexy Abs Workout
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51 Hot Ass Pics for Hump Day
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This Guy’s Asshole Almost Killed Him
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Zoo Magazine Compiled the Best of Kelly Brook – Naked and in Bikini
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4Chan’s Analysis of Who Bombed Boston Based on Internet Detectives – Interesting
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Ass and Titties. Ass and Titties
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If People Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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Her Name is Jenna and She’s Got Huge Tits
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Carey Mulligan Dressed up in 1920s Gear for Vogue
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Pervert Films Pussy at the Beach
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Candice Swanepeol’s Awesome Pokies While Walking the Dog
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Some Selfies of a Chick with Huge Tits
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Petra Benova in a Bikini in Miami
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Anissa Holmes
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More on Teen Mom Farrah
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Hey Lina Posada in Lingerie – I’d Fuck You
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Josh Duhamel Wanted to Impregnate Fergie on the First Date
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Some Babes in Sexy See Through Bathing Suits
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Stunt Cat of the Day
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A Tribute to Miranda Kerr Dressed Up in Lingerie
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Heidi Klum in Fitness Clothes
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The Vaseline High Five Prank
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MMA Taunt Fails
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A Whole Lot of Brooklyn Decker GIFs
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Amanday Bynes Walks Around in Duckface and I Love It
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Jessie Rogers Has a Great Ass
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Violinists Playing Taylor Swift Covers are Better than Taylor Swift
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Jennifer Aniston is Into Cupping…
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Do You Like Page 3 Girls? Here’s 33 Pages of them
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Politicians Making Awkward Rap References
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8 Metaphors That Happened
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A Random Sexy Girl Gallery
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A Whole Lot of Wet and See Through Pics
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Lauren Stoner Hot Ass in a Bikini Bent the Fuck Over
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados
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Wing Suit Cave Flight
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POV Backflip
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Amelle Berrabah Booty Shot
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The Seth MacFarlane Family Guy Terrorist Bombing Boston Publicity Stunt He’s Denying any Involvement in
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James Woods and his Greasy 24 Year Old Girlfriend
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I don’t Know Who This Sandy Toz is But Her Pics are Jokes
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Anna Kendrick’s New Song and Video
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan in ALlure
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Fast and the Furious Get a Release Date
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This Cat Screaming No is Hilarious
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Teen Ride Dildo in the Kitchen
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Wife Deepthroating While Fisting Husbands Ass – Fun
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Make A Wish Foundation is Getting Really Cool
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Porn GIFS
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Teen in Stockins Cums on Cam
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Viscous Vampire Vagina
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Some Amateur babe Getting Manhandled
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In Celebration of Springtime – Here are Some Blossoming Anuses
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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