I was drinking in a typical fine establishment, when people started complaining about a gas leak. I didn’t take it too seriously, because early that night, I dropped a bottle of beer at the convenience store and everyone in the place stopped, dropped and rolled….you know, we are on high alert. I also thought it was a good opportunity to steal people’s have drank drinks when they either pass out from the fumes, or run out in a ball of fire, knowing that as a cockroach I will survive…
The problem with being the last man standing in a bar full of natural gas happened to be the manager asking me to hold a door open while he went all “hurt locker” on the leak, and as I’m standing there drinking the free drink he offered me for my life, I thought, shit, I may have a drinking problem. If I’m willing to face gas leaks for 3 am cocktails, I’m pretty fucking serious about this shit.
The good news is I survived, so I won’t have to quit drinking anytime soon. The other good news is that for the right price, I’m a fucking hero, and I’d do it again, for the right price. Like this guy…
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