The sober guy in the bar is always way creepier than the drunk guy in the bar rubbing up and grabbing at all the girls, because the drunk guy has an excuse for his behavior, while the sober guy is like some fucking narc weirdo who wants to be in control around drunk girls, in what seems like some American psycho, good thing, that isn’t my problem, because the last time I was sober was probably in the 80s.
Here are some morning links…
I Hate Reese Witherspoon and the Lie that She Is, So I’m Glad She Got Arrested, Wish She Got Prison Raped, And Laugh that she Pulled a “Do You Know Who I Am?” superiority complex hustle. What a cunt. A Really Fat Stretched Out Cunt
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Here are some girls with Future Back Problems – Cuz They Got Big Tits
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The Best First and Last Day on the Evening News
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Jordin Sparks in Running Magazine, even though the only running it looks like she does is to the Bathroom After a Run to the All you can Eat Buffet
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Birthday Shot Gone Wrong
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The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on His New Show
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A Tribute to Page 3 Glamour Models
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Home Run Lands in the Popcord
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Celebs Now and Then
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Russian Man Vs Street Car
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Prank the Telemarketer
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Chinese Newscaster Didn’t Let her Wedding Get in the Way of Reporting on the Earthquake
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Glee Has Been Renewed, Now we can all Kill Ourselves, Hell has ARRIVED
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Riders are Awesome
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Some Peeping Tom Video of a Couple with No Blinds Banging – Amazing – Except for the Masturbating Guy Filming It – Weird
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