Tonight is a good night to fuck strange girls from the internet who I’ve never met because they are free…so even if less professional than crackhead street whores they are more affordable even at the discount rate and often times far more insane.
I mean, considering they are fucking a random dude from the internet, they’re pretty classy….and desperate….but when it comes down to it, we’re all fucking sluts and you never really know what you’re going to get, so fingers crossed I get a good one…
We all need a little adventure, conflict, insanity and fuck in our lives, so why not take what’s easy and available, especially since I have no standards…
Get ready for it on TWITTER …..-
Here are some stepLINKS….
Katy Perry Is Breast Feeding Smurfette
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Kanye Face with Kim vs Kanye Face with Jay-Z Should be a Meme
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A Lot of Hot Asians
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Rosario Dawsom Hot in GQ
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All of Tan Mom Topless Pics from her Topless Photoshoot That is Offensive as Shit
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Rita Rusic Bikini Pics
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Caitlin in a Skimpy Thong and Topless
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Erika Christensen in a Shitty See Through
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Orangutan Shirt Theif
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Slo Motion Backflip on a Motorbike
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Some Glamour Model Newcomers Named Josie McKeever and Siobhan Murray Showing Their Titties
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This Children’s Ride has a Pussy – Hilarious
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The 10 Most Anticipated Tours of 2013
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High Speed Hammock Spins
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Oh Shit – It’s Kate Hudson in a Tight White Dress – That Reminds Me of Her Virginity She Lost at 10 Before Becoming the Cum Dumpster of Hollywood
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Bar Paly Working the Red Carpet Proper
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Reese Witherspoon Cancels an Appearance After Arrest
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Alicia Keys in a Bikini is Seriously Fucking Unfortunate
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Reese Witherspoon was Just Being Protective People – She’s not a Criminal – She’s a Good Drunk Mom and Christian – Right?
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Laura Haddock Legs for Esquire
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Laura Haddock Ass in a Move Called The Inbetweeners
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The 20 Hottest Olivia Munn (Vol 2)
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Topless Car Wash Amazingness
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A Stripper Shows Off her One Night Haul To the Internet – She’s Good
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Post Wisdom Tooth Removal Hilarity
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Kyra Santoro is a Babe
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Raccoon VS Garden Hose
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Katy Perry and Smurfette Dyke Out
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Words of Wisdom By a Whore Who Grew to be a Madame who Exploits Her Own Kids
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Do You Know Who Tara Reid Is?!
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Kristen Stewart is Not Giving me Boners in Elle France
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The 51 Best Pictures of Kim Jong-Un Looking at Things
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Topless DJ Washign her Promo Car for Attention Video
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Too Drunk To Care but not Too Drunk to Puke at the Ball Game
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Megan Fox Spandex Camel Toe Reminds Me Where Babies Come From
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How Humans Eat
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Emily O’Hara Topless and Busty for Zoo
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Kanye Has Been Spending 100k on Private Jets To Avoid Kim Kardashian as Much As He Can By Re-Locating to Paris while Still Attending her Doctor’s Appointments Cuz He’s a Good Guy Who Sold His Sperm to a Reality Show Pig….
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Cameras are Banned at the Beyonce Concerts Because Beyonce Wants to Control The Lie GO
Here’s an Awesome Documentary on Pornstar Lolo Ferrari Who At One Point Had the Biggest Boobs in the World
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Bumbling Bottleshop Robbery
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Girls Showing Off Their Hot Backs….
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Reporter Rejects Girls Trying to Kiss Him
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Big Butts Don’t Rule
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This is the Hottest Pic I’ve Seen All Day
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Tilda Swinton is a Freak
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A Man Reunited with a Gorilla – Awesome
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Evian Bottle Insertion is Probably Not Their Official Ad Campaign
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Accidental Anal is Always Hysterical
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Girl With Nice Tits Likes Seriously Weird Foreplay – Called Ball Busting….
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Lady and the Fucking Machine
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Students Get Caught Fucking But Keep Going
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Lesbian Holes Get Licked
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Interesting Looking Pussy Squirting
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Masturbating with a Dildo in the Rain
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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