I didn’t have random internet sex with random internet women last night – I forgot that was my objective and ended up passing out drunk at my creepy pervert neighbor’s house watching some horrible movie because he may smell, he may be annoying, but he provides free booze….
The good news is, there’s always tonight. That’s the lovely thing about procrastinating, there’s always later…
Here are some morning links – right about now…
Bar Refaeli in her Bra Being Held by a Topless Michael Phelps Is Weird.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named People’s Most Beautiful Because She has Good PR Person who Makes Shit Happen and Not Because She’s Beautiful
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25 Signs Your Favorite Show is Going to be Cancelled
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Charles Barkley has Worst Golf Swing Ever
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Trampstamps for Everyone
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53 Things You Can’t Explain
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Homemade Waterslide Fail
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Rosario Dawson in GQ in case you Missed It
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The Bling Trailer is Pretty Major Thanks Emma Watson
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Best Knockout Ever
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Joanna Krupa in FHM
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