Getting girls on facetime is my new favorite thing to do, because I don’t have to leave my house to see pussy, because apparently girls like showing guys in masks their pussies, after 3-5 minutes of small talk. I am talking girls who wouldn’t even look at me in a bar if I was grabbing at their ass and trying to suck on their tits.
They don’t even want me to show them my dick, which is a good thing, cuz I barely have a cock – so it isn’t something I promote.
I only like promoting things that can be perceived as substantial from the right angle, in the right light.
No one wants to watch an action movie and have the explosion made by a birthday sparkler. The want the big bangs boom.
But not these girls, my internet girlfriends I convince to take our love to the next level of motion. All they want is for me to watch.
Life as a lazy hermit reclusive introvert who is actually pretty sociable if I get around to it shouldn’t be so good.
Here are some links…in the morning.
Shayne Lamas and her TheDirty Terrorist Baby in a Bikini Showing off Implants
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A Whole Lot of Girls in Yoga Pants
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Amanda Bynes Shaved Her Head and I Want to Cum on It
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25 Pics of Hooters Girls and Cars
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Hilarious GIF of North Korea’s Military
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These Beyonce in a Bikini Pics Are Like a Horrible Bloody Accident I Just Can’t Stop Staring At
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Awkward High Five’s Compilation
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TODAY IN NSFW WTF PICS THAT WILL OFFEND YOU
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This Wheel Chair Fail is Fucking Genius
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3 Legged Alligator on the Fairway – WTF
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Friday’s Photobombs
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This Nerd Getting Fucked in Front of her friends is Some Awkward Shit
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Sign Up for the NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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