No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak….
Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense.