I crashed an open bar charity event, filled with amazing women, all done up and dressed in tight clothing, that I hardly noticed, despite some of the amazingly huge breasts busting out of said clothing, because it was open bar, and whether I am with prime quality pussy, or the gutter stinky back alley kind, both who normally excite me for different reasons, it doesn’t make a difference, when my true love is available to me in an endless river, directly via my mouth to my soul.
I’d give it my number, and take it on dates, and read it love songs but it’s already got my fucking heart…or more importantly, me by the balls.
Here are some morning links to celebrate life, happiness, forgiveness, and anal sex with girls who have a herpes outbreak on their cunts.
Bikini Ass Flash Of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Pics of Busty Chicks
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Jamie Fox Looks Hilarious on Spiderman 3 Set
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Little Kid Killing it on the Banjo in his Blue Grass Band
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Bikini Coleslaw Wrestling
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Hot Nude Chick Named Natasha in a Pink Hat
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The Celebs Who Attended the Surprise Stones Concert in LA
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Some Iron Man 3 Interviews if You Care
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Russian Vespa Fail
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Some Emo Chick’s Leaked Spread Asshole Nudes
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Spielberg’s Obama – Starring Daniel Day Lewish for the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Unlucky Thief
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GET INTO THE NETFLIX OF PORN IT IS WORTH IT
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