My favorite thing about married couples is how hungry the husband is for new tits when he is allowed to socialize with his friends, instead of doing some bullshit Murder Mystery dinner with other couples.
Everytime I am with a married friend, who is allowed off his chain, it is always “let’s go to strippers” and he’s always the first one in the lap dance booth, because he chose to deprive himself of life and pussy….
Only to have his wife text him the entire fucking night, ruining his one taste of freedom, sending him back to the prison, smelling of stripper perfume.
It makes me laugh because I just live like I’m not married, she’s too fat to count as a human….
Drinking time – Here are the stepLINKS…
All The Slutty Sinning Democrats at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Teem Mom Got A Million Dollars for her Sex Tape
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This Gymnast Has Moves….
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Rosario Dawson GQ
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Old Hag Rita Rusic in Some Bikini Pics
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A Couple of Babes Posing Together
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Hilarious Video of a Couple Stealing Gas
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Bikini Coleslaw Wrestling
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Oh Shit – A Bunch of Cute Girls From the Internet
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Chrissy Tiegan’s Broken Dress for the Internet
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Your Weekly Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Demi Moore in a See Through
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Beastie Boys Memoir in the Works
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Tamara Ecclestone Hard Pokies for Playboy
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Debby Ryan Fakes an Upskirt
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Some Minka Kelly and her Boyfriend
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Katy Perry Hides Her Tits
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Samara Weaving in her Bikini
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A Man and his Pet Croc
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British Road Rage is Funny
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500 Yard Drive
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Rihanna Rockin’ Out Hard at the Strip Club
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Jordan Carver Succeeds at Twitter
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Hot Busty Nude Model – Nude Modeling
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Intense Mirror Orgasm
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Valerie Irene’s Got Some Huge Stupid Tits
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2011’s Playmate of the Year, With and Without Makeup
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Some Plastic Surgery Pam Anderson Pics
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Dogs are Awesome
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saffi Karina
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Explosion Video of the Day
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Looking Down Lauren Graham’s Shirt
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Some Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics
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I Think Rihanna Just Took A Dump On Stage
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The 32 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time
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Faye Reagan and Klaudia Dyking Out
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Today in Naked Baking
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Emma Stone’s Revlon Ads Suck
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Slip and Slide Rodeo is Hilariou
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Today in Random Internet Pics
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Today in Rihanna Throwback Bikinis Pics
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Yawns are Contagious – Video
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Steven Spielberg’s Obama
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Standing Box Jump
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girls Interrupted While Taking a Shower Together
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Dude Uses a Firecracker in his Ass as a Butt Plug – Awesome Talent
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Homemade Sex Tape
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Check Out this Greased Up Tight Body Getting Fucked
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Young Lesbians Going at it
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Car Trailer Hitch Fucking
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Milf Fucks Both Holes
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Hot Couple of the Day
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Legless Dude Fucks Some CHick – Weird
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Mom and Dad Get Carried Away in Their Homemade Porn
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The Worst Voyeur Sex Ever
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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