Having rats in your house isn’t awesome when you are scared of rats – even if they have more sex appeal and are better company than you’re disgusting wife and not because you want to do the Richard Gere but because all this alone time with the internet has clearly made you lose your fucking mind.
Here are some links while I leave the house and look for love in all the wrong places mainly because of that whole anti social thing that when people talk to me I shut down because I’m not used to talking, but to reading texts….like today when I was in line and some babe made a joke in my direction and I could only type LOL on my phone and show her to actually communicate.
Oh right…here are those links…
Vida Guerra Bikini
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Catherine Zeta Jones Has Lost Her Mind…I Wish There was Video of the Meltdowns that Led to This
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Post Pregnant Kirsten Bell is Disgusting
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Britney Spears Rancid Cellulite
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Some Salma Hayek Bra
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Exercise Ball Attack
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How About Some Acrobatic Gymnastics
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Isla Fisher Trying to be Sexy
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This Chick Charm is Insane Booty…
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This Nicole Chick is a Young Bikini Model – Check Her Out
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Reggie Watts Does Van Halen
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12 Newspaper Fails that will Make You Laugh
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The Craziest Talk Show Breakdown Gifs
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Lohan is Stalling Rehab
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Emma Stone in Revlon
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Animals Trying to Stay Awake
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Weird Doggy Snore
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Kris Jenner Paddleboarding is Hilarious
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A Little Kate Bosworth Getting Interviewed
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25 Toys That Prove Your Parents Hate You
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Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles
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A whole lots of behind the scenes pics from Empire Strikes Back
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Some Chick Named Lily Figuera Getting a Massage
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The Girl Ronaldo May Have Cheated With This Chick and She’s Hot
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Courtney Stodden in Tight Dress
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis are Not My Fantasy Mom/Daughter Porn Couple
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AnnaLynne McCord Lookin Crazy
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Downton Abbey Is Launching A Clothing Line….
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Dobrev
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Paris Hilton and Her Future K-Fed
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A Whole Lot of Amazing Backs on Babes
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Aria Giovanni’s Naked on the Roof with all them Big Titties….
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Oh no….Kristin Cavallari is Putting Her Acting Career in Hold
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Honest Iron Man Trailer
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Crazy Hockey Save
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The James Franco Birthday Cake is Hilarious
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Take This Guy’s Advice to Get Laid – Seriously
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Tilda Swinton Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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2 Dudes Fuck a Chick on a Crowded Beach
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Some Girls and their Fart Fetish
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Teens Masturbate in front of the Mirror
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Arab Fatty Masturbating is the New Terrorism
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Weird Train Oral
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Pregnant Chick vs Massive Dildo
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Today’s Exploited College Girl
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Skinny Girl Has Sex with Fat Guy
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Some Big Boobed Cam Girl and her Whipped Cream Show
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Webcam Show Gone Very Wrong
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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