Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Thanks to TEEN MOM FARRAH …I have come to the conclusion that a girl is not a girl if she doesn’t squirt. I get that she’s got shitty rockhard implants and a bad face, but she squirts…and you ain’t shit if you can’t squirt. Seriously.

I talk to girls under 25 all the time and they all squirt. Something that was never a thing when I was under 25, in fact when I made a girl squirt in the 90s, I thought she pissed on me, so I pissed on her back.

It’s only been recent years that squirt has been the hottest thing in sex, and I’m glad for that, even if the soiled mattress I found in the back alley and sniffed for an hour, is not.

Here are some morning links..

Before and After Meth Pics are Porn to Me

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Doutzen Kroes Instagram Bikini

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Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are Living Together in Paris

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Bird Crash Lands

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Crazy Picture of a Dead Couple Hugging in Bangledesh

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Wrestling Fail

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Homeless Hookers Blow a Dude – Then Kill Him for his Car

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50 Hot Pics of Some Import Model

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Shania Twain Holding a Mic like a Cock

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How to Flip Over a Truck

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Animals Don’t Suck

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Here is an Iranian Dude being hung, only for the family to forgive him and unhang him. Crazy.

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Some Interviews for Fast and Furious 6

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Charles Ramsey Autotune – Expected this One.

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Moose Defends its Baby

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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 8th, 2013