I am going to guess it was Rihanna’s birthday, I am an investigative journalist like that, you know balloons and cake can mean anything, but I’m sticking with birthday….
Bitches love cake, especially when shaped like a giant penis, all black and red tipped dude to over-use, herpes, pretty much what she’s used to…and like an animal, she can’t contain herself, all dripping like a baboon ready to be penetrated, because she’s an island girl and her biological clock started tickin’ at 15, back when she child prostituted her way to fame.
All this to say, I think she’s hot.