I am willing to travel for pussy….I figure if it is out of city, out of country, out of state, the likelihood of them finding me in the event I give them AIDS, or worse, a baby, is a little more challenging. Not to mention, they can’t come and break up my beautiful loving prison-like marriage I can’t escape, you know after falling in love with me and my micro-sized penis that is more of an inny but an outty, a clit if it wasn’t for the sagging balls.
I think this weekend, is adventure time, but before that happens, I’ll do some posts, probably get drunk, and forget how pumped I was to meet internet girls, falling back into my sad, comfortable routine. Stay tuned.
Here are some morning links..
Vogue Cropped Out Kim Kardashian from a Picture – Cuz She Took Too Much Space Up
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The Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal Vine that Went Viral
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Friday Photobombs
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A Plastic Surgeon Beats and Tortures his Girlfriend Over a Facebook Post – That’ll Learn Her
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Some Bitch Named Kerry Washing in Elle
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Best Stealing Gas Video You’ll Ever See
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A Whole Lot of Lambo’s at some Lamborghini Event
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Hot Bitch Doing a Sweet Butt Lift
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Rihanna Getting Man Handled…The Way She Likes It…But With Less Bruises
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A Man With Polio Dances His Ass Off
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This Girl Drinks Beer through Her Ear – Too Bad She’s a Gremlin – Cuz I’m Sure She’s Got Mad Pussy Tricks
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If You Sign Up to the Netflix of Porn Now – They Give You 50 Free Minutes and Don’t Ask for your Credit Card. Thank you.
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