I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day because my mom is dead. I do appreciate any day that celebrates a bitch getting a creampie, like a horny slut. You know not choosing anal when maybe she should have. Since pregnancy is the worst STD aroumd….
I would have been wishing all the girls I’ve been impregnated over the years a Happy Mother’s Day, if it wasn’t for all the abortions….and miscarriages due to being unhealthy, drunk addicts with broken wombs…
I’m a good guy like that…
I did try to recruit some girls to give me sex or at least breast feed me. But instead I just walked the lonely streets seeing mother and daughter happy together….before coming home to watch TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE , because nothing says Mother’s Day 2013 like the TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE
I never watched the show, Teen Moms, although a fetish, are not my kind of TV programming, but I have seen her porn, and it is amazing. So amazing I am tired of defending her.
Sure she’s got a wonky horse head and when she talks she sounds as retarded as she looks. And yes she has shitty implants, but she loves anal, she squirts and she cums 4 times before taking a facial…and really she looks substantially better than any real pornstar, her mom pussy less haggard than their whore pussies, maybe cuz she likes anal so much, but not quite enough to have not got pregnant, which I guess was a good move, cuz look at her now….
Either way, onto the new….That Farrah Shit is a week old, even if I masturbated to it less than 12 hours ago, for the fourth time this weekend, because I like to celebrates the sanctitude and beauty of motherhood…
If you’re into it – get the TEEN MOM FARRAH SEX TAPE
Here are some morning LINKS…
Richard Branson Lost a Bet and Dressed Up Like a Female Flight Attendant – The Pics are Funny
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Kris Humpries New Kim Kardashian in her bikini Looks Fat and Inbred….Just His Type
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Kim Kardashian Needs More that XXL workout pants and a push up bra to not look like a beast in a nature video getting mounted
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95 Year Old Playing Wii Boxing
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CeeLo is Getting a Show on TBS about having T-Rex Arms
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15 Sexy GIFS
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Crazy Jet Ski Freestyle.
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The Building that Refused to Die
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Bikini Slam Fail!
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25 Sexiest Mom Jeans Shots in Movies and TV
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Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It For Old Times….
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