Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The girl from social media who I almost convinced to let me have sex with her for 100 dollars totally backed out last night, leaving me alone, scared and forced to fend for myself like I do every night.

My goal of turning an everyday girl into a hooker was a fail…but there’s always tonight…

Here are some morning links….while I deal with this hangover…

Candice Swanepoel Does Bikinis

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Woman Kicked off Plane for Singing “I Will Always Love You”…VIDEO

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Solange Knowles – Mini Beyonce – Does Complex!

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Goalie Scores on Himself

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Hot Chicks Laying in Bed

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The 10 Most Popular Cannes Films

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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!

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How to Drive Like a Boss

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The Worst Tits in Porn

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Some Hangover 3 Interviews if you Care

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Watch the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 14th, 2013