Things haven’t been the same since Angelina Jolie amputated her titties…I haven’t been able to jerk off, fuck, or even eat….all I can do is drink…while mourning this great loss.
I never get upset when celebrities die…in fact I just laugh at the shit, but but apparently I do when their tits do.
I don’t even know if I’ll be able to suck my strippers tits during my lap dance tonight…all I’ll see is Angelina…
RIP Motherfucker. Them titties were good. They lived a good life….a life that was cut too short. Tragedy.
Here are some links…while I get drunk…
Is this an Emma Watson See Through?
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Hot Chicks Laying in Bed
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Brad Pitt on Angelina Jolie’s Tits….
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Britney Spears has a Horrible Booty
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Lana Del Rey Looks Good in Fashion Magazine
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You Need These Cowboy Shirts!
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How To Open a Beer Compilation
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Say Bye to Bill Heder
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I am Very Into this Josi Detz CHick and Her Half Naked Posing
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Woman Gets Kicked Off Plane for Singing I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
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THis is Hilarious – Rich People Hired Disabled Tour Guides to Cut the Line and DIsney!!
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Kirsten Dunst Brings Her titties to Cannes
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This Guy with the World’s Biggest Dick Makes The Worst Music Video Ever
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Some Argentinian Singer’s Tit Falls Out on TV!
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Some Chick Named Roxanne Pallet Working Out in Short Shorts
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Angelina Jolie
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini on a Yacht. Like a Hooker…
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This Girl in a White Skirt Has Insane Tits
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New Parents – VS- Starbucks – Cuz New Parents Don’t Realize No One Wants Their Shitty Baby Diaper Unleashed While We’re Sipping Our Lattes – Entitled fucked.
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This is the Suspect in the NOLA Shooting
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A Dude Breaks Into a Pizza Place – To Make a Pizza
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Teen Mom is Pregnant With James Deen’s Baby for Attention
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Gary Busey Does Buddy Holly’s Not Fade Away – And It’s Awesome
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The Public Response to Angelina Jolie’s Titty Death
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The Human Chainsaw
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Mindy Kaling is a Racist Who Only Makes Out With White Guys on her Show
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The Weirdest Snail Crawling Home to Mommy Porn You’ll Ever See
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Elsa Hosk Boring Campaign
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Rosie Jones Amazing in a Bikini Pic She Posted to Twitter
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A Whole Lot of Hayden Panettiere in her Bikini on the Beach
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Chubby Eva Longoria’s in SPANX Hiding her Belly…
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A Couple Lipstick Lesbians and a Massive Strapon – How Romantic!
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Some Busty Suicide Girl Named Charlotte
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This Girl has SERIOUS Labia
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Here’s an Epic Social Media Meltdown from a Restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares – Funny
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Who is this Small Titty Brunette Spreading Her Ass in the Park
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Beyonce is Probably Pregnant….
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Camilla Belle Hot in Underwear for some Magazine from March
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No Hands Car Wash is the Best Thing Ever
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Garage Demolition Fail
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Eagle Steals a Fish from the Fishign Line
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A Guy Gets Busted Trying to Bang a Hooker on his Honeymoon
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A Whole Lot of Ashley Tisdale in her Bikini
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Unintentional Dirty Pics!
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Beyonce’s Sister Shows Off Her Legs and Titties for Complex
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Ralley Car Crashes into a House
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Some Jessica Alba Face
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18 Year Old Makes a Dirty Video in the Bathroom
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Hot Amateur Lesbians Get Their Fuck On
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This Girl Banging Her Orange Juice is Hilarious!
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Chubby Girl Masturbates
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Big Toy – Small Girl
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Awesome – Huge – Amateur Tits
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MILF Didoes her Asshole
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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