So far the failed pick-up line of the day is “I want your wet yogurt dripping off my face”….for some reason, bitches be lactose intolerant or some shit, even though yogurt is always wet, and helps regulate their yeast infection bacteria composition…..
I feel like I can do better though, I guess hard drinking, in public, will be the answer to that…despite my hatred for bars, mainly because dudes always try to roofie girls, and girls never try to roofie me….it’s affects my self esteem at its core….
Here are some stepLINKS….
Taylor Swift Impersonator Gets Beat for Looking Like Taylor Swift
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I Thought Brittany Murphy Was Dead – Why is She At this Event? Why Do I Want Her Corpse In My Mouth.
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Helen Flanagan’s Got Hard Nipples
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The Deleted Scene from Into the Darkness is the Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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I Am Sure Tom Cruise Never Sucked These Nipples
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Psychiatrist Analyzes Bieber’s Breakdown
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Stills from the Jennifer Aniston Stripping Scenes
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Family Comes Out of Cellar After Tornado
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This Korean Man LOVES Food
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Sara Jean Underwood Goes In For A Rim Job
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Psycho GF Public Break Up
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Pigeon Does a Backflip
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Stephanie Larimore Posing in Her Lingerie….
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10 Facebook Status Updates
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In Case You Missed It – Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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A Whole Lot of Olivia Munn GIFS
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I Have a Crush on Amanda Bynes in this Topless Pic
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Stupid Ass Snake Suicide
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Dubai
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Girls Showing Off Their Awesome Booties…
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Dachshund Cleans Lions Teeth
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Busty Eveline Has Great Tits
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Maria Menounos vs Lucy Hale
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Lovely in Cannes
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Victoria Silvstedt is Hooking in Cannes….in a Bikini
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How About a Little Waka Flocka in Studio Video…
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Xbox One Internet Reactions
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Stats Link High IQs to Having Hyper Sex Drives….
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Cute Girl Pissing….
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a Movie with Scarlett Johansson….
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I Am Kinda Turned On my Jennifer Lawrence
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Bitch Brings Her Tits To Cannes…
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Lucy Collett Big Titties for NUTS
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Board the Plane Using Google as an ID
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Tara Reid at the Fast and the Furious Premiere
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine
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Some Hot Nude Model……
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Barbara Palvin Scares Me
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Please Don’t Fuck My Ass Tonight…Weurdest Song Ever
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Alice Eve’s Breasts on Conan
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The Tallest High School Basketball Player Has a Serious Unfair Advantage
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Crazy Girl Shoves Things in Her Ass
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Amateur Face Fuck
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Cam Girl Spreads her Ass
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Some Great Webcam Tits
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Girls Get Facials
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Girl Fucks a MArker…
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Amateur Girl Hits Pain Threshold
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Girl’s Nude Cam Feed Leaked to the Internet…..
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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