Last night….a girl wouldn’t show me her asshole. Part of me died.
Today….someone told me to wear skate shoes to work and call a co-worker a square. But I don’t have a job, and calling my wife a square would just confuse everyone, she’s more of a sphere.
Keep it gangster by dropping out of society, or just enjoy your long weekend….
Here are some morning hangover stepLINKS….
Amanda Bynes Has Officially Been Arrested….
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The Xbox One Reveal in 2 Minutes…Because You Care…You Gaming Weirdo….
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We Didn’t Start the Viral…..Video….What?
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview….
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Swing VS a Kid
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the Cast of The Hangover III
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Lucky Rally Car Driver….
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Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Pose for Awkward Family Photos….
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This Korean Loves Food…
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From Russia with WTF
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Mel B Shoves Her Pussy in Her Husband’s Face while Wearing a Bikini
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Nicole Kidman is a Real Life Stepford Wife….and I Like It…
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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