I’m going to EXXXOTICA….a porn convention and I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches….only these peaches aren’t free they charge by the hour….and reality is I probably won’t be eating anything, but hot dogs while waiting in line with a bunch of pervert weirdos hoping to get a shout out even though I fucking hate porn and porn bitches…
I am sure that Florida and at one point in the history of Florida, before the car lots, the fast food joints, the old dying people, the white trash in crazy pants and mullets, was once considered exotic….
Today, I consider it the asshole of America, the chode the growth that should have been removed, the most horrible place in the world…but maybe I’ll get this wetback tanned..
Here are some stepLINKS while I fly…
Girls in Tight Dresses
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Heather Graham’s Bikini
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Robbie Williams Has a Soccer Field At His House He Just Sold – Not Bad for a Fag
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Hey Candace – Nice Hand Bra
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Miranda Kerr has Good Face
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Amazing Disgruntled Employee Revenge
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Titty Slip and Vag Flash…to Get Noticed…
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Mom and Daughter Porn Tag Team Are Alright By Me
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Hot Import Model Instagram Pics
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Emma Stone Boring in a Blazer
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These New Britney Bikini Pics Make Me Want To Jerk Off.
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49 Hoaxes People Believed
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Marique Schimmel See Through in Vogue
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The Joys of Driving With a Slut
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Hot Blonde Talked into Showing her Tits While Skiing
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Fat Granny Pissing in Grandpa’s Face
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Naked Pregnant Chick Bouncing on a Ball
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The Best Melanie Iglesias Instagram Pics
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Stacey Poole Nude Video!
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Cool Diving Catch
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Luciana Is Hot – Naked and Amazing
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Miley Cyrus is Officially Single – Who Cares
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A Whole Lot of Models in Vogue Japan
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Some Cat Malfunctions.
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A Whole Lot of Booty!
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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This Girl Can’t Cum Without a Little Anal Play
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When Porn Shoots Go Off the Rails
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Cam Girls Give me Boners…
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Two Teens Vs a Double Ended Dildo
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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