I am in Florida…despite everything I have against Florida. Intentionally coming here is almost crazy,
This radio ad featuring “My Pussy and My Crack” remixed has been the excitement…..
This has been the erotica because all the bitches here are old…even the ones jogging with tight bodies have seen better days…4 decades ago.
I am here for some porn convention and not the NBA playoffs, because as much as I hate Porn and porn stars, they are funny to pay 400 dollars an hour to fuck as they escort to supplement their income.
If you’re in Florida, this is your weekend to fuck professionals – here’s a listing of the porn girls who are here hooking
Here are some morning links….
A Whole Lot of Redheads Posing like Sluts….Not Freaks.
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Olivia Wilde Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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Grumpy Cat is Getting a Movie…..
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This Cannes Cleavage Is Not That Bad
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Old Man Tries Pot for the First Time
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Lebron James – King of the Flop
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Monica Bellucci in Her Bra
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Some Dude Literally Getting Tea Bagged
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Girl’s Gone Wild at a Bachelorette Party!
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Crane Operator Fail
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Every Morning Needs to Start With Priapism (prolonged erection) Emergency Procedures – Thanks Youtube
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My Life is Always Better With Young Girls Getting Naked for Free Who in Another Era Would Probably be Working the Ice Cream Shop…
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