I am sad to be leaving all my new friends in florida…from old leathery skinned fake tithes ladies…to cam girls and porn chicks who like being electrocuted. I thought I would never say that. Florida, up until this weekend has always been a horrible nightmare to me.
Until we meet again motherfuckers….now back to hell real life, with a fat wife, I am finally motivated to escape from…
Stay tuned, we may have to kill her off in this story and go mental, but I am generally too lazy to get off the couch…but at least thinking about it makes it feel like it is going happened. Kinda like staring at chicks and imagining fucking them is almost as good because there’s no lawsuit.
Here are some links…
More Joanna Krupa Topless
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Kris Jenner Has a New Girl to Pimp Out Cuz Kanye Has Girl Making Sperm
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Big Busty as Fuck Girls
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Today in Fail Compilations
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Ashley Tisdale in Daisy Dukes
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No Breasts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the World War Z Premiere
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There’s a Kate Moss Hologram and She’s Not Even Dead Yet
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TOday in Underboobs
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Elsa Pataky Tits in Romasanta
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Her Name is Ashley James and these are her Panties
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Father and 2 Year Old Playing Beatles…
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Haters May Call Taylor a Slut Who Gets Naked in Pics…I call her Lovely.
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Cameron Diaz is Feeding her Boyfriend…
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Cam With Her Webcams…..
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Hey Girls – Bring In the Backs
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Sophie Turner Tweets Her Ass
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J.Lo is Cheating on her Tween Lover with Pitbull
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Amanda Bynes Former Co-Stars are Worried About Her – Because it Gets Them in the News – Ride The Wave Motherfucker.
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Lindsay Lohan Rehab Update!
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Pauley Perrette Pokies!
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Katie Banks Masked and Busty as Fuck
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Blogger Shows Us Her Tits
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Tap Dancing Seagull
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Hot Nude Model Showing her Vagina
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Amazing Video of a Dude Calling a Girl a Hoe Before Slapping Her to the Ground – WTF
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Irina Shayk Hiding from the Paparazzi
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This Nude Model has Awesome Tits
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Isabela Soncini
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Pug Video of the Day
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This is One Hot Slut
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College Post Game Silliness
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What Girls Say Vs What Girls Mean – Topless
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Julianne Moore Pantsless for Madame Figaro
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So Many Bikinis
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….I Know I Did – Dusty Destin…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Pre-Mature Ejaculation Porn is the Funniest
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Weird as Fuck African Gang Bang Fesitval
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Some Cam Girl’s Vagina Show
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Cute Skinny Girl Gets Fucked
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Today in Fisting
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Dude Wanking on Unwilling Women is Hilarious
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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