Turns out my wife is a whole lot less fun than porn chicks She’s also smells worse, is substantially uglier, but equally broken making me question this whole thing.
All it takes is porn conventions to make me fall in love with the idea of escaping this prison.
Just as soon as I get off the couch.
Sofia Vergara for Machete Kills
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Catherine Zeta Jones Doesn’t Have HPV
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National Anthem – Fail
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Llama Gets Tasered By a Cop
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Hot Girl Named Jen Selter in Yoga Pants
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The Playground Fail Compilation
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Brazil Bikini Girl’s Butt Workout
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Dog VS Inner Tube
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Pam Anderson in Vogue Freaks Me Out…
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Stuffed Raccoon Spooks Cat
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Hot Girls You’ll Be a Little Afraid Of…
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A Juggling Otter
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Kelly Kelly Bikini Tweets….
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Angelina Jolie’s New Tits
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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