The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.
Here are some morning links….
Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
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So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
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A whole lot of tan lines….
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Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
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The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
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You’re So Emo
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Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
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Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
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Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
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These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
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