I into Rihanna in a one piece giving a lap dance to one of her fans…and not because he looks like a Russian homosexual as he sings along to he songs…but because she’s actually simulating sex with the dude, I’m talking thrown him down and grinding him hard, in what is almost pornographic and reminiscent of her days as a 15 year old Hooker at the Barbados Karaoke bar for white people, it was the key to her being able to afford her POLO from the duty free shop in Bridgetown, before extorting and being scooped up by the entertainment industry….
Seriously, she does this like a pro, and the one fail, is that it’s part of a million dollar making show, on a 100 million dollar tour, with no hope of this ever happening at the local strip club…bummer, but the video’s good enough for foreplay, cuz it’s hot as fuck…
Let’s hope her 16 year old fans are practicing this at home on their teddy bears, because it is the gateway to Teen pregnancy…my favorite.