The problem with drinking too much…is passing out, even if that’s not a real problem, but welcomed.
This was a weekend that could have been full of fun and adventure, if I managed to stalk Jennifer Lawrence, who is in town, properly. Rather than showing up late to the party she was at, only to find out she got in a fight with one of her X-Men costars, and stormed out like a brat. Perfect opportunity for me to seduce her, if I wasn’t passed out on my floor trying to get nudes from internet girls.
I’ll try harder to be a hollywood crackhead instead of just a crackhead next time, so long as there is a next time.
Here are some morning links….
Big Titty Women…Posing.
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Scarlett Johansson’s Fat Hangs Over Her Knees
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Topless Photo You Don’t Want to See
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This Week in Celebrity Birthdays
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Russian Windshield Wiper Hack
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Supercharged Mobility Scooters
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A Whole Lot of Hand Bras
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Natalia Vodianova is one of the Hottest
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