The best deli meat around is in the panties of Xenia Deli, but unfortunately she’s been cast by Victoria’s Secret, instead of some obscure porn producer who has her spreading her vagina for the internet, because Victoria’s Secret photoshops the vagina definition in her panties, making her deli meat just a figment of my imagination, which in some cases, especially during a herpes outbreak, is a better look for panty meat…
All this to say. She’s lovely, making moves, and I support her decision to go corporate. Support, I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck about..