Miss Connecticut won Miss USA Pageant last night, her name is Erin Brady, and apparently the musical guests, the Jonas Brothers, fucked their purity rings while “accidentally” walking in on her changing into her bikini…
I am sure she looks forward to a long career of sex tapes, nude shoots, and feature dancing at strip clubs across America, you know doing anything she can for attention, like so many MISS USA’s before her…probably, if she’s lucky getting her own reality show no one cares about, or even being the hot bitch in Dancing with the Stars…
You see, because Pageants are fucking ridiculous…almost embarrassing, hearing these girls talk out of their asses about basic high school level issues, and sounding like retards while doing it, not to mention being presented as a scale down human, like “Erin is passionate about tropical fish, she has 5 in a 5 gallon aquarium”…are you fucking kidding me…she’s on TV and this is what is being said of her…
The good news is they blind all that noise with the Bikini portion of the contest…that’s really what matters…
Here’s the recap video…if you’re patriotic and support America.