The problem with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is that no one gives a fuck about giving you bottles of booze as gifts because you’re the asshole mooching off their mother who always got caught jerking off to their friends, who never contributed and who is hated.
The good thing with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is all the girls with daddy issues, willing to show you their tits just because I wrote them text messages that read “If you were my father, I would suck your dick”….something they all loved cuz I guess it hit close to home.
I am hungover, but I’m here and so are some morning stepLINKS!
Awkward Pornstar Interview of the Day
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80 Pics of Random Chicks With Big Tits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipples in a Dress
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Baby Alligator Loves Head Scratches-
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Drew Barrymore in Some Photoshoot
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Dog Gives High Fives for Chicken
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The Kim Kardashian Baby Looks like Kim Apparently….
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Emma Watson is Producing a New Movie with the Harry Potter People.
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Clever Bear
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing
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Hot Naked Bitch Unfortunately Named URINE-A
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The Funniest Memes of 2013
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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