Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini…
I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control…
Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit…
Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper.