So I was drinking with a bunch of girls last night, as I do, and one of their friends suggested they go back to their rooftop condo pool to skinny dip with a couple of dudes they met at the bar that night…
Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of the dudes they met who they wanted to skinny dip with…
Not being invited to the hot chick drunken skinny dip at 3 am, is officially worse for your self esteem than going home with the fat chick…cuz at least with the fat chick you’re fucking and you can tell yourself you can do better, even if you can’t.
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Jay Z is Officially a Sports Agent
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Maria Menounos in Greece Going Greek in a Bikini…Greasy.
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Girls in Bikinis…OK! I can dig it.
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Cat Street Fighter Parody
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Kid With Cancer Scores Touchdown
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Some Car Wash Fails..
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I am in Love with this Nude Croatian Babe
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Some Sexy Butt Lifts
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9 Girls Getting Famous on TUMBLR
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Some Celebrity Pin-Ups
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Lightning Strikes Sky Scraper
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!
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