I’ve decided to be a sperm donor, but not the traditional kind that goes to the sperm bank and jerks off for money, I want to be a philanthropic sperm donor who gives needy lesbians mason jars full of my sperm of them to put into their turkey basters to make themselves some babies.
I figure I am just doing my part, you know it’s the least I can do for the lesbians, you know after years of them hating me for having a penis…
I generally have no tolerance for things that claim they don’t want penis when I am convinced they really do want penis… but are just confused about penis because a penis hurt them…physically or emotionally, but I’m ignorant.
What it comes down to is that I’m helping people, and that’s what this life is about. I can sleep better at night…but they may not when they realize the sperm I gave them is not very good quality, but do they expect meeting a motherfucker to father their lesbian baby off craigslist
Here are some stepLINKS…
Chinese Fans Mob Beckham
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Amanda Bynes Got Her Implants Removed…
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Hot Asses in Bikinis….
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Elsa Hosk Forgot her Bikini – Bitch
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Chrissy Teigen Naked for GQ
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Ashley Greene’s Wet Camel Toe
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How to Cross the Road in Russia
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Her Name is Liz And She’s Posing Hot and Half Naked
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The Best of Fails
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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Deadly Thai Street Fight
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Miranda Kerr is Sporty for Vogue Korea
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Cameron Diaz Getting Groped on Set. Wonder what that Smells Like.
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Meadow Soprano is Sad
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Bad Teacher Sequel is Happening….
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The Asshole’s Guide to Spoiling TV Shows
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I Like Greek Next Top Model….TITs
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Julianne Hough Cuddling Puppies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Jackie Stallone Edition..
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25 Hit GIFs
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Never Wet is a Cool Product Except When Fuckin
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This Director Loves his Job
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Naked Tennis!
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Katherine is a Suicide Girl…..
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Katie Holmes Has Kinky Marks on Her – Alien.
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Bikini Season is Here…
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Kerry Washington in a Magazine….
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Guess The Actress with the Non Existent Ass
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Johnny Depp is Blind in One Eye – What a Loser
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Abercrombie and Fitch Thinks Taylor Swift is a Whore Too
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Some Interspecies Bonding….
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The Largest Rodent!!
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Jeep VS Pool
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Bitch
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Looks Like Kendall Jenner Has Been Practicing her BJ Technique
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Some Declassified UFO Documents
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J.Lo Getting Walk of Fame She Paid For
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Tennis Babes from Wimbeldon
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Wu Tang Clan’s Sign Language Interpreter is Pretty Awesome
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Kendall Jenner Being Naughty with a Lollipop
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Girls Bent at the Waist
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Best Tampon Ad
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Silly VIdeo With a Hot Booty
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Let’s Look Up Teen Mom’s Skirt…
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Monkey Steals Pen…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Girl VS Fuck Machine
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Hot Young Masturbation
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Champagne Enema Worth Getting Drunk OFf Of
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Creamy Wet Pussy
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5 Smutty GIFS
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How About a No Shame Side of the Street Quickie
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Some Dildo Action…
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Girl in a Nightgown on the Stairs
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Ava Sparx on the Casting Couch…Lookin’ Young while Making Horrible Life CHoices I Support.
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Arab Teen in the Shower
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Shit Eating Slut.
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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