Her name is Sarah Ann Macklin, I’ve never heard of her, or maybe I have but haven’t paid attention, because I am too busy trying to figure out what went wrong with my life, before having a drink and forgetting what I was doing, as I continue to drink more…
According to GOOGLE, the trusty old, publicly traded, corporate ran, corrupt GOOGLE, she’s the girlfriend of some male model named David Gandy from the UK….and I guess like all opportunist cunts, she’s seduced him with her vagina, in some weird way because I assume being a male model gets you a lot of pussy, and now he’s making calls to get her work, just nothing really that substantial, unless of course Stylist magazine is the new VOGUE, which for some reason I highly doubt…
As far as I’m concerned, whatever publication gets any girl in a bikini for me, so that I don’t have to do the work, or the convincing,
Like last night, when I was telling bitches I’m having a pool party and need them in bikinis, only for them to tell me they won’t be coming because I don’t have a pool, because the rejection hurts my feelings.
Either way, here’s Sarah Ann Macklin…..and no one cares.