My new pick-up line is hitting up Karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the micro-sized mic that is my penis…So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.
My other pick-up line is trying to communicate with people that their Facebook and Phones are tracked by the corporations who own them…as well as the government…so people have already seen their dirty talk, sexts and nudes, so they might as well just drop their pants or lift their skirts and show me their assholes right then and there, because everyone’s already seen it, as there dis no privacy. So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.
Here are some stepLINKS.
Miley Cyrus Uses Twitter to Get Revenge on Her Dad
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Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in Her Bikini
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A Bunch of Girls in Selfies Taken From Their Bed
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Throwback Miranda Kerr Photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley in some Stills from her New Movie You Will Masturbate To cuz You’re Weird.
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Jordan Carver has Serious Tits
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Beat Gets Close to Hunter
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When Nature Gets Perverted
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Kate Moss in Leather
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Miranda Kerr in a Shitty See Through Dress
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Veronica Angeloni in a Bikini Lookin Hot
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Busty Redhead Topless on the BEach
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Miley Cyrus Shows She Can Suck Black Cock
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Honest Trailer – Independence Day
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Bikini Babe Faceplant Almost Dies
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Pink Spreading Her Legs – Beast Mode
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20 Hottest Pics of Some Twat Named Alyshia
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13 Hottest Disney Stars Gone Wild…
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Sarah Shahi Throws a Pitch at the Dodgers
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1 Star Porn Reviews is Some Funny Shit…
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Miley Legs to Celebrate Ying Yang Twins Miley Cyrus Song….
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Anne Rice on Paula Deen
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Girls With Some Crazy Eyes
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Lauren Stoner Saggy Vagina in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp Travels With his Pirates Costume For the Sick Kids
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Bitch Knows How To Use Her Tits To Get What She Wants
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Leopard Breaks into a House and Kills Dog – HORRIBLE.
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How To Make a Girl Mad…
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How To Recover Like a Boss
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Underboob!
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Jesinta Campbell Cleavage at Man of Steel Premiere
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I am Totally Into Malena Morgan’s Naked Posing with Lace Bunny Ears
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Hot Sexy Maid Posing Naked in Front of the Mirror
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Snoring Hummingbird
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Still FUCK
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Penis VS Pin
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Some Greek Chick in a Bikini Lookin Alright.
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Someone Invented a Penis Drawing Machine
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Old Man Fucking Up Traffic Gets Owned…
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Sodomy Is All The Rage In Colorado
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8 Drinking Games from Around the World…
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Jessica Alba Licking Ice Cream
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Fit Girl with ABS of the Day
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AnnaLynne Riding a Bike
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some babes VS a Double Ended Dildo
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This Star Fucker is Fucking Shrek’s GF
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Girls Get Off By Licking Each Other’s Feet
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What the Fuck is She Masturbating With?
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Fat Busty Muslim Wife Stips and Spreads her Ass
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Girls Who Masturbate Together Stay Together
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Some Seriously Ridiculously Huge and Amazing Tits
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This Anjelica Girl is a Fucking Babe…You’d Never Expect to See Getting her Asshole Licked.
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A Girl’s Embarrassing – Non-Nude Sexy Dance
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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