Tanning Mom is just another pile of shit human who happened to get famous for being a low level, horrible parent, that I guess the tabloids got a hard on for, and exploited her enough to make her a known personality for a solid minute…a minute that she’s still trying to make last as long as fucking possible because here she is topless on the beach in staged pictures that should have never happened, but aren’t the first time they happened, cuz there comes a point in every pigs life where they pull whatever tricks they can to keep their celebrity alive…low fucking level..but be happy it isn’t a sex tape, even though I am not happy it is not a sex tape, because a sex tape starring this monster, would be fucking amazing to watch…
It is safe to say, based on these pics, that a sex tape is not too far from actually happening…it’s just the natural, progression of a bottom feeder, and I am very eager to see her loose fitting stomach jiggle while it fucks.
Fingers crossed.