Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder why sisters never want to have sex together as much as we want them to have sex together.

I wonder why asking girls for pussy pics in a cute and finn way by spelling it out like you’re on a kids show “N00dz” or “Bewbs”…doesn’t make things less creepy, but in fact makes it more creepy.

I wonder why I was walking by a construction site this morning and a piece of metal that I guess got caught in the wind hit me right in the fucking eye, like to the point where I should probably go to the hospital in efforts to sue, but won’t because I’d rather nap.

That piece of metal had so many options of places it could slam into, but for some reason, a reason I call god hating me, it chose my eye….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Yo Shit it’s Like an Archie Comic Up In Here – With All These Slutty Redheads

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Deadmau5 and Kat Von D Broke Up Cuz She’s a Nazi and He’s a Jew – It Just Couldn’t Work

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Real Life Mutant Ninja Turtle

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Demolition Party Fail….

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Sexiest Art Books Around…

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Scooter Rider Attempts to Jump Train Tracks

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Craziest Conservative Congress in America

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Hammock Fail

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Dog Pushing a Puppy in a Shopping Cart

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Kelly Brook Cleavage

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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 27th, 2013