So apparently Paulina Gretzky let’s some pro Golfer named Dustin Johnson put inside her hole…but more importantly she is at the most expensive and luxurious hotel in Barbados, because being born into money leads to a great life filled with opportunity, even though you don’t realize it because you’ve been fully absorbed in it all your life, and haven’t figured out how the other 90 percent don’t have private chefs, maids or fly private…
But none of that matters, she’s in a bikini and has my favorite kind of body, skinny and lean, long and lovely, and the fact she used her allowance that is probably an absurd allowance on fake tits, makes her fucking perfect.
I am a fan. I’d like her to cannon ball onto my dick.