The highlight of the weekend wasn’t trying to convince a random girl in a bar to let me pee on her, which went really well, until I suggested I pee on her…
The other highlight of the weekend was staring at a girl who was tanning in a g-string bikini in the park, long enough that she forgot I was there, and she got comfortable to scratch her actual fucking asshole…in what was both disgusting and amazing all at the same time.
Apparently it’s a Holiday Weekend in North America, so this one’s for the Germans. It’s always for the Germans.
Here are some morning links…
Jessica Simpson Shat Out Another Baby and Didn’t Eat It But Rather Named It…
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The Brooke Hogan Engagement Picture To Celebrate PRIDE Weekend, DOMA, and rights to all LBGT people
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The Hip Bone on All Girls Should Be Connected to my Dick Bone
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The Craziest Russian VIdeos of the Month
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Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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Hot Naked Girl on a Log
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Hot Bum – Summer in the City
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Scared Weather Reporter LOLZ
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This Dog Sings the BLUES
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Model Daria Werbowy on the Beach
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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