Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them…

Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts….

Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BUSTING OUT OF HER SHORT SHORTS IN A NOT SO HOT WTF IS SHE THINKING WAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day July 2nd, 2013