So it was a long weekend, so a few of the 9-5ers who normally don’t go out drinking on Mondays because they have jobs, were out…there were fireworks and shit, and everyone loves fucking fireworks…
I ended up meeting a Greek girl last, and surprisingly she wasn’t fat or hairy and she didn’t smell like garlic…but within a few minutes of us talking I found out that despite being Greek she didn’t go Greek, and never tried Greek, I lost interest, not because I love anal sex that much, I mean it’s kinda shitty, but because that’s not the kind of rebelling I lil…
I mean stand by the one thing your culture should be proud of….Sure don’t participate in the stupid shit, like if you’re arab get out of that Burka and flash them tits like you’re not gonna get stoned, and if you’re Greek…Take it up the pooper.
Here are some morning links….
These Bikini Sluts Are Amazing…Their Horny Fan…Not So Much..
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Amanda Bynes Words of Wisdom…
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Safety Line Saves Demolition Worker…
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Thigh Gap for Everyone
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10 Best Fails of the Week
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Big Tits – Little Nipples in the Ocean
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I want to Eat Nicole Kidman’s Carrot Pie…
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Canada’s Day Editon of Tramp Stamp
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Some Ke$sha Ass…That’s Not So Great…
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Hey Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan…
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Frasier Getting Frisky in the Pool with a Wallet Fucker
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This Dog’s Got Some Ball Control..
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Worst News Graphic Ever
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I am into this Lollipop…
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Kate Upton is Still in Vogue Brazil
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Fucked Up Random Picture Dump…
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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