I was at a party, there happened to be a lesbian, and like all lesbians, we didn’t get along, maybe because I had a penis, or maybe it is cuz lesbians are so angry all the time.
Obviously, this lesbian was a vegan, it kinda comes with the territory of lesbianism, and she refused to eat the birthday cake because it had eggs in it…
Having little patience for anything extreme and hypocritical…I explained to her that eggs are just chicken period, and being a lesbian, she must eat period all the time, and when not eating period, you’re menstrual cupping it and feeding your plants with it so you’re not anti-period, why discriminate against Chicken period…is she racist against species, is that what was going on here? I mean I am not a cannibal cuz i eat period, and she is not a meat eater if she eats eggs…she didn’t see my logic, lesbians never do…even after I explained eating period is no worst than eating vegetables grown in animal shit…
The conversation escalated to a pussy eating competition using a cupcake, so I guess in the end, this motherfucker won. I always win….
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Michael Pitt and Kirsten Stewart Stole All The Happiness in the Room
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Selfies of Girls Who Forgot to Put Pants On
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely Posing With One Direction…
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Cockatoo Dancing To Daft Punk – A Video I’m Sure White People Fucking Love….
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Chloe Sims Has Seriously Hard Fucking Nipples
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How To Bike Limbo….
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Jordan Ashley is Busty in her Bra…
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425 Pound Gang Member Arrested for the Best Fucking Reason Ever
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Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Hot See Through
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A Whole Lot of Pussy – Including Maegan Good’s Tits and Eve’s Nipples at the BET Awards
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These Tits Are Primed For Some Titty Fuck
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Some of the X-Men Cast Off Day in Montreal
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Cat Long Jump Fail
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Some Chick Named Nicole Graves Naked
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Avril Lavigne is Officially Married
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Glamour Model Melissa Debling is Topless on the Beach and It Is Lovely…
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Collien Fernandes is one Hot Wet Model
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Some Jordin Sparks Feet for the Fat Feet Fetishists
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Selena Gomez in BE Magazine
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Sara James Seriously Fucking Cute and Naked
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make it Official
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A Whole Lot of Hot Naked Girls and Their Hot Naked girl Bodies
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Some Pretty Legendary Thigh Gaps
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Where’s the Pinata Prank is Ridiculous
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Christian Bale Will Not Appear in Justice League
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Argyris
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The 25 Sexiest Countries in the World
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Video Game Characters on Treadmills…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Gangbaner Banging His Bitch on the Truck of His Car…In Public..Wow
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Girl Dances then Masturbates
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Girl Accidentally drops Towel for the Pizza Boy – LOLZ
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