Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been trying to negotiate with my fat wife to openly allow me to fuck young hot women because I am tired of pretending I don’t. I mean she’s old, disgusting, and fat…she should be satisfied with the fact that I live with her, let her pay my rent and that I steal her money for drinking…and being the nice guy I am, I’ve never bragged to her, or shown her pics of me fucking other women. I’m a good guy…

So today, our negotiations hit a stand still when I asked my wife if it would be okay to fuck other girls as long as I made the young hot girls I sleep with behind her back wear soiled XXL underwear, after taking a bath in a mix of dog shit, lard and stinky cheese, while wearing a mask I print up from our wedding picture, so it’s like I am still fucking her…you know never escaping the prison I live in…even though it is independence day and I am trying to…

I’ll let you know how it goes…

Here are some LINKS…

Girls They Has Serious Booty….

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More Jessie James in a Bikini

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The New Poster for Amanda Seyfried as Lovelace – HOT

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Jackie Chan Trains a fish

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This Weather Girl’s Got a Nasty Eye Roll

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If Your Penis had a GoPro

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The Most Inappropriate Tweets About ABC Family Shows

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Robert Pattison is Dating Elvis

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Bubble Soccer is Some Weirdness

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So Many Cam Girls. You Can Get Lost In This Shit, And You Should….it is Free

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 3rd, 2013