I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining…
You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….