I don’t know why I blame Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman for this…
And to think I was stupid enough to think Chuck E. Cheese was a fine dining experience where classy dignified people gather to discuss politics and world events over a game of lawn bowling…you know with culinary masterpieces crafted by the finest chefs, served on the most expensive of China…well it turns out it’s ghetto as fuck…
For some reason watching the parents of future criminals throw down gives me joy. I think I need to start donating sperm, and not by throwing it at random bitches, but through an agency to bring as many people in this world…a world that is clearly going to hell in one big greasy horrible mess.