My new pick-up line that works is “You Look Way Better than When You Were Fat”…and when they ask what I am talking about…tell them you follow them on instagram…and have seen their #TBT….girls hate being called fat….
They apparently hate being asked if you can watch them fuck when they tell me they have a boyfriend. I guess I’ll find the right girl one day, who just gets it…
Here are some morning links…
Cloooney Tried to Bang Eva Longoria…
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Pornstars Are on DSFCams…and I Love It…
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These Dresses Never Looked Happier…
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Today in Vanessa Hudgens
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Katy Perry and a Monkey GIFs
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Drumming Granny!
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Drums and Guitar at the Sametime…
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You Fail GIFs
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Braless Revolution!
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Best Father’s Day Ever
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Interview with Marisa Miller
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Jamie Fox as Electro for Spiderman…
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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